Is this bad writing or what ?
When retired mechanical engineer Jim Guigli of California won an annual
prize for creating the worst opening sentence of an imaginary novel
with this entry,
"Detective Bart Lasiter was in his office studying the light from his one
small window falling on his super burrito when the door swung open to
reveal a woman whose body said you've had your last burrito for a while,
whose face said angels did exist, and whose eyes said she could make
you dig your own grave and lick the shovel clean."
Nominated for the Pierre Salinger Memorial Trophy for Creative
Literature.
