In alt.flame.jesus.christ, blu blu blu, blu swade hoes said...
> <johrde@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> And we've signed
> Larry Jackowski (aka St. Jackanapes)
> webmaster@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
and larry_jackowski@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
away, dumbass! LMFAO! I use those accounts just for stupid ****s
like you. In fact, I don't even check that Hotmail account.
> and deb type others up for various Prison Ministries, Fellow****p
Newsletters,
> Devotionals, Email changes to Christian web sites, Baptist groups,
> Christian Today news briefs, and several other Harvest Email Letters.
Liar! LOL! Loiodice has signed me up to a whopping three (yes 3!)
newsletters!! OH MY! How can I go on living with this onslaught??
Here's what this incompetent fool signed me up to...
1) Human Nature - a right-wing rag with Ann Coulter.
2) The Motley Fool - An investing newsletter.
3) Wal-Mart's newsletter!! LMFAO!
Each one asked me to verify that I actually ordered the thing by
clicking on a link. If I did not do so, no other emails would be
following. I didn't even have to make a mouse click to make them stop.
HA-HA-HA!
Once again, you fail miserably to touch me, Loiodice. Your impotence is
now legendary!
> Enjoy, St. Jockofgrapes
Your latent homo***uality pops up from your subconscience once again,
John! It's obvious that you've never studied psychology - but then I
guess you couldn't get admitted into any colleges with your blatant
character flaws - so I'll enlighten you. Deep down you're ***ually
attracted to me, a younger powerful and liberated male who is admired by
people in this group. I'm everything that you're not.
You admitted that you're universally hated. I go out of my way to make
people online hate me, but I still have a strong bunch of people in here
who I can call friends. Many have even traveled across the country to
meet me. One flew all the way from Australia to meet with me. I've been
invited into their homes. Your subconscience is attracted to my
personality too, but like a moth to a flame. But that's normal with most
of the males who have come into here to get their ***** repeatedly
kicked.
But unlike those guys who were mostly fighting with me over their
wounded pride, you've added a latent element to the situation. It caught
me off gaurd, but soon had me in my den pulling out all of my old
psychology tomes. You've been naming your sock-puppets with ***ual names
- an obvious sign of mental instability. But you've been repeatedly
calling me "St. JOCK-OF-GRAPES" - Freud would have a field day with you,
Loiodice.
Deep down you've been fantasizing about my fruit-like loins. I don't
even think that your conscience mind knows it, that is if I should take
your story of being married to the same cow for 50 years as true. Maybe
that's the problem though. Maybe you've been carrying this secret for
all those years, and by meeting me, a dark dangerous and mysterious
male, has knocked loose what you buried so many years ago, and started
some sort of psychic landslide that you're unable to control any longer.
Maybe that's why you cannot stay away from this newsgroup - You're
falling in LOVE with me, Loiodice!
--
St. Jackanapes MD/PhD ~ Bearer of The One True Liver ~
Ordained Minister, Physician & Holy Saint of The Universal Life Church
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