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> skrev i melding
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> Zachariah wrote:
>> Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do
>> anything right the first time?
>>
>> Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something
>> to unwrap
>>
>> What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention
>> K-Mart shoppers."
>>
>> Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they'll have something to pick in
>> the winter.
>
or...could turn in to:
Why does zack re-fry his peanuts? Have you seen a troll do anything
right the first time ?
Why does Zack eat tomates for Christmas ?
So he has something to unwrap
What are the 3 words in the Troll national anthem?
"attention K-mart shoppers."
Why did God gave Zack a nose?
So he`ll have something to pick in the winter.
;)
And Canadian one:
Zacky troll wrote:
>>Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to
>>play 20 questions. The first Canadian tries to think of a word and
>>after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.
>>The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to
>>eat?"
>>The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose
>>you could eat it."
>>The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?
Is better as:
Two monkeys are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to
play 20 questions. The first monkey tries to think of a word and
after a little pondering comes up with the word: Zack
The second monkey tries his first question, "Is it something good to
eat?"
The first monkey thinks a moment then laughs and replies ", I suppose
you could get something to eat from it."
The second monkey says, "If it Is a peanut I know what it is?"
:)
a troll
JeanneDArc~
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