Yesterday I went to church to visit Jesus. He appeared to me, and I
began praying. Suddenly Jesus started on fire. I screamed and began
to run out the church. That's when Jesus attacked me, and bit my
balls. I just kept running and when I turned around, the whole church
was on fire and Jesus burned to death. When the fiefighters arrived,
the whole church was engulfed in flames and they could not stop the
fire. I heard one of them say the place burned like hell. I wonder
if Jesus went to hell?
